So, let’s say you’re a girl or woman.
Let’s say you have a book of friend profiles, just waiting to be filled out.
Let’s say that you were bored on a Sunday and you’re little brother was playing in his room.
Let’s say that you made him fill out a profile and this is what he put:
Loves: Mari (my best friend)
I live to eat: nana ham (the ham my grandma makes on thanksgiving)
Can’t stop singing: Soul Sister
What I want to be when I grow up: Awesome
How I want to change the world: no waste
You know I’m around when you hear the words: dur
You can quote me on that: DUCK!
I’ll never forget the moment when: my cat was ded
How embarrassing: you are
Other stuff: (pictures of stick men shooting each other; acorns)